Title: Semi Final Countdown
Rating: PG-13 for swearing
Word Count: 1,795
Author Notes: Not real. Don't own them. Wish I did, but, eh. What can you do?
Summary: And Patrick looked at him, nodded sagely and said as number twenty-one came on, “If you got a lot of problems, I feel bad for you son. I got ninety-nine problems but a bitch ain’t one.”